Eight people were already in line outside the Albany DMV office at 7:56 a.m. today when I pulled up. I sat in the car for a minute or two, then realized I’d better get in line, too.
The guy who unlocked the door at 8:01 a.m. was Efficiency itself. We lined up in front of the take-a-number machine and he asked each in turn, “What are we doing for you today?” When it was my turn, I tried to be audible without attracting anyone else’s attention. “Motorcycle instruction permit,” I said. “First time?” he asked. I nodded. “Fill out this form.”
This was my second trip to DMV this calendar year. I had to renew my driver license in the spring, surrendering an eight-year-old, really nice photo and leaving with one that looked like it should belong to someone who’d just been denied parole — again.
I came armed with all the same documents this time — passport, Social Security card, utility bill, driver’s license, checkbook. The only thing they checked was the driver license before sitting me at Test Terminal No. 4 for the motorcycle written exam.
I had read through the manual at home one and a half times. I was trying to get through the section on how to deal with a wobble while waiting for my number to be called this morning but the blaring country music on the office PA system distracted me. I had to hope that 40 years of wreckless driving plus at least 20,000 miles on a bicycle in four states and five countries would see me through. Funny, but I didn’t hear the Grand Ol’ Opry at all while I concentrated on the photos and multiple-choice questions on the touch screen.
I passed the test. I wrote a check for $22.50, and I smiled for the camera. I sent Stan a text message.
Exit, the Dragon Lady.
Two weeks ago, Stan came home with a bright red Vespa scooter for me. The Vespa web site calls the color dragon red. I call it Couldn’t-Be-More Red. It’s got chrome and a windshield and a trunk and it’s gorgeous. I love it. Now I have to learn to ride it.
We took it for a test spin in the South Albany High School parking lot one evening after work last week. It was easier to ride than I’d expected; not quite like starting at Square One. All those miles of pedalling two wheels helped. Hauling 350 pounds up and onto its center stand is a bit harder. Got to work on the upper body strength part.
This weekend, I’ll start my official home schooling: I kind of wish I had one of those big red “L” signs that learning drivers in England hang on their cars. I’ll sign up for the Team Oregon training soon. A former police motorcycle officer told me recently that he thought he really knew how to ride a motorcycle until he took that class.
I think I’ll tell Mom after she’s passed her test.

3 comments
jennifermoody says:
Oct 9, 2009
I always liked, "Arrest-me Red."
Congratulations on your new addition!
Phil_Nelson says:
Oct 12, 2009
Did you mean "wreckless" or "reckless"? Non believers may well think that 20,000 miles of riding a pedal cycle is the latter Do you want me to send you an L plate?.
Macavite says:
Oct 12, 2009
Try to get into the Team Oregon class before you do too much riding. It's a lot easier to build good habits than it is to break bad ones. Also, know that so long as it is under 250cc's (and insured, and licensed, and you can legally get it to the course, etc, etc), you can bring your scooter to class and use it instead of using the motorcycles that Team Oregon provides.
Congradulations on your new addition